Monday, June 29, 2015

Bad Photos Taken by my Garbage Human

Ohai :) Angela T. Carmobile here. My owner is a human, and as such he is intensely flawed and cannot always take proper pictures. These are the photos of me at Memorial Park that didn't come out according to my brainwaves.

This one was shot with a potato.

Oh, a trash can. All this nature, and that's what we got.

I rather liked this road.

Not a good angle.

That's obscene.

At one with the natures :3

This was a good road as well.

Attempt number two to dispose of my foul human following a dispute over the virtues of candy corn.

I quite like this photo, actually.

Not all of them are bad. More adventures to be had soon, providing the virtues of candy corn are no longer questioned. I will fling my coolant hoses about and toss a match. Do you hear me, human? You shall be no more.

--Angela T. Carmobile

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Sunday, June 28, 2015

My Trip to Memorial Park! :D

Ohai. Angela T. Carmobile here. Today I went on an adventure to Memorial Park. You will look upon my photos and you will be amused. I trust that your anus is tingling.
Morning times. Much excite. It is adventure day!

We stopped to get sweet tea for my garbage owner.

I had a bath, and it was nice :3

Finally, we were on the road.

I found a people house made of trees.

I was a big tourist.

The park was full of roads to drive on :)

I watched the birds for a while.

I believe this is some sort of baby cooking station.

Humans like to eat with fire.

OUT OF MY WAY, FOUL HUMAN.

I visited the stalls where cars sleep during events.

Everywhere I looked, there were new roads to drive on! :D

It was the best day ever.
Many adventures to come, providing my foul human driver accepts my brainwaves. Until next time, happy baby eating, humans! You shall like my blog! YOU SHALL SHARE MY BLOG! @_____@

--Angela T. Carmobile

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Hello :)

Ohai. Angela T. Carmobile here. This is my blog. You might wonder how I'm typing this. Well, sometimes I have brainwaves with passing humans and force them to post for me, and other times I simply smash through the wall of a house and slam my rear bumper down at the computer to do it myself. One cannot always trust these lazy humans to properly put my thoughts into people words. I'm fluent in people words, after all.

In this blog, I shall document all of my adventures, and you'll read all about them. Why? Well, do you feel that strange tingling in your anus? That's me having brain waves with you. Shhh. Just let it happen. You will read my blog. You will like it. *pyramid tires* yeeeess yeeesssss.

--Angela T. Carmobile

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