Ohai. Angela T. Carmobile here. This is my blog. You might wonder how I'm typing this. Well, sometimes I have brainwaves with passing humans and force them to post for me, and other times I simply smash through the wall of a house and slam my rear bumper down at the computer to do it myself. One cannot always trust these lazy humans to properly put my thoughts into people words. I'm fluent in people words, after all.
In this blog, I shall document all of my adventures, and you'll read all about them. Why? Well, do you feel that strange tingling in your anus? That's me having brain waves with you. Shhh. Just let it happen. You will read my blog. You will like it. *pyramid tires* yeeeess yeeesssss.
--Angela T. Carmobile
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